Let's play "Name that Farley" (by the way, I've never met Kevin or John, but I've been a fan for so long that I know
all of this weird trivia about them, I'll try to document the source where I can)...
1. This Farley was captain of
his High School football team
2. This Farley called Bugle Boy pants "Bungle Boy pants" in an article (I don't know
why I laugh so hard at that, but I do)
3. This Farley was at the Improv Olympic West's Comedy Festival 2004 and was
making really weird faces when pictures were taken (thank you, Leo!)
4. This Farley is the "baby" of the clan
5.
This Farley likes KISS and The Carpenters (possible both boys, but only one has documented that fact... on his website)
6. Has answered to "Scooter"
7. Has been videotaped throwing Cheerios at people
8. Wore "wacky" sideways
baseball cap for a role (actually, the answer is Kevin AND John... sorry)
9. Wore a shirt in a movie role that he also
wears in one of the shorts featured on his website...
10. Played a character who called a pretty girl a "Lesbo"
after she rejected him (a la scarface)
11. Can do a pretty good "moo" like a cow
12. Movie quote "Big deal..."
13.
Movie quote "Don't bother..."
14. Movie quote 'Nice tush, Rochester"
15. Has posted more messages on his
website forum
16. This Farley had a movie character who claimed to have a pirahna, a Bo Derek poster, and a band
17. Fairuza
Balk (the Craft, Return to Oz) offered to kill his movie character
18. Get picked up by a Farley-take #1 "You look
more beautiful every time I see you"
19. Get picked up by a Farley-take #2 "I find you really attrractive"
20.
Unfortunate movie quote-take #1 "We need your a** now, it's the only way"
21. Unfortunate movie quote-take #2 "A buttload,
how much is a buttload?"
22. This Farley actually made me retch once (gee, thanks)
23. This Farley had darts
thrown at his face
24. Your Wisconsin roots are showing-take #1 "Don't worry. He's probably on a stake out looking
for cow tippers as we speak"
25. Your Wisconsin roots are showing-take #2 "I'm a Wisconsin boy!"
26. Has a character
with daughters named "Jilly and Jennifer"
27. Offers double his wages to anyone who will cover his shift
28.
Has been "in uniform" as a security guard, police officer, movie theater employee, fireman, and factory worker
29.
Bad example boy-take #1 "So I'll give you this advice... Drink a lot of beer, sleep with really ugly women, that way you still
get laid and if anyone finds out you can just blame the alcohol"
30. Bad example boy-take #2 "He once gave me a DWI
test for sucking a tequila flavored lollipop"
31. This Farley shares a birthday with Winona Ryder, Kate Jackson, and Richard Dreyfuss
32. Movie quote- "Yeah,
why don't we call ourselves 'driving'..."
*Bonus Round*
In the FART the movie outtakes (I know, I promised that
i wouldn't have so many questions from it, but I'm watching it right now) there is a scene where one Farley randomly pinches
his brother (it didn't look scripted... brother torture?). The Farley who was pinched says "Heeey, Mister!" (SEE PICTURE BELOW!!!)
Who
was the "pincher"?
Who was the "pinchee"?
33. He is the clown with the orange hair.
34. He is the tallest Farley brother.
It's FASHION MISTAKE DAY (and I'm being kind and not mentioning cavorting in clown suits and grim reaper costumes, or
anyone cross-dressing! Hopefully, all of that was done for "artistic reasons")
35. Which Farley wore red satin overalls?
36.
Which Farley wore a baseball cap with a tuxedo?
BONUS QUESTION: Do any of the Farleys actually wear the Flying Farley
thong that is sold on John's site?
37. His character's "little brother" was Mr. Poughkeepsie.
38. This Farley did not attend Marquette University.
39. Movie quote "Hidalgo?!!! With all his men?"
40. Movie quote "Strong words from a strong man, Captain Insano"
41. Movie quote "You suck! did he hurt you, baby? Heh, heh, heh"
42. Movie quote "Last night I dreamt, of an overweight
lady..."
C'mon people, I don't know the guys, these movie quotes are the only kind of trivia questions that I can come
up with, short of just randomly making stuff up and then awarding my nerdy fake prizes...
Imagine that? "This Farley
really hates peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?" and people could answer Kevin or John, or both, or none, and they would
get a prize anyway because I'm a moron who doesn't even know the answers to her own triva questions!
43. Which Farley
said "The South's gonna rise again, boy" ?
44. Which Farley said "I don't let just anyone into the President's room"?
45. This Farley got to drive a police car.
46. This Farley was a crying police officer, more than once!
47. This Farley shares a birthday with Bob Ross, the painter guy from PBS who painted "happy little trees"
48.
This Farley shares a birthday with Joan Rivers
BONUS
Who would you rather share a birthday with? Bob Ross or
Joan Rivers??? (I'd prefer Bob Ross, myself
)
49. Movie quote "Oww... mama!"
50.. Movie quote "wake up, kids. Our hot and sour friend is here."
51. This Farley is the same age as: Cuba Gooding Jr., John Singleton, LL Cool J, Chad Lowe, Mary Lou Retton, Lisa Marie
Presley, Pauly Shore, Chynna Phillips, Jules Asner, Molly Ringwald, Sebastian Bach, Patricia Arquette, Orlando Jones, Anthony
Michael Hall, Tony Hawk, Scott Wolf, and Billy Crudup.
52. This Farley is the same age as: Joely Richardson, Slick
Rick, Diane Lane, Maura Tierney, Dr. Dre, Trent Reznor, Elizabeth Hurley, Mo Collins, Slash, Shania Twain, Stuttering John
Melendez, Luke Perry, Ben Stiller, Andy Dick and Heidi Fleiss.
53. This Farley asked a group of cheerleaders if they wanted to make out with him.
54. This Farley "smelled" cheerleaders.
55. This Farley has characters that love horses and keg beer.
56. Movie quote "You keep this up and the only thing
you're going to be 'feeling' is your own johnson."
57. This Farley has been in 3 movies with Emmanuel Lewis from Webster.
58. This Farley was born in the Chinese
Year of the Monkey.
59. This Farley won a jackpot of monkey butts.
60. This Farley admired the bat wings on his brother's beaver pelt.
ANSWERS!!!
1. This Farley was captain of his High School football team
KEVIN
2. This Farley called Bugle Boy pants "Bungle Boy pants" in an article (I don't
know why I laugh so hard at that, but I do)
JOHN
3. This Farley was at the Improv Olympic West's Comedy Festival 2004 and was making
really weird faces when pictures were taken (thank you, Leo!)
JOHN
4. This Farley is the "baby" of the clan
JOHN
5. This Farley likes KISS and The Carpenters (possible both boys, but only one has documented that fact...
on his website)
KEVIN
6. Has answered to "Scooter"
JOHN
7. Has been videotaped throwing Cheerios at people
KEVIN
8. Wore "wacky" sideways baseball cap for a role (actually, the answer is Kevin AND John... sorry)
BOTH- SORRY!
9. Wore a shirt in a movie role that he also wears in one of the shorts featured on his website...
KEVIN
10. Played a character who called a pretty girl a "Lesbo" after she rejected him (a la scarface)
JOHN
11. Can do a pretty good "moo" like a cow
KEVIN
12. Movie quote "Big deal..."
KEVIN
13. Movie quote "Don't bother..."
JOHN
14. Movie quote 'Nice tush, Rochester"
KEVIN
15. Has posted more messages on his website forum
KEVIN
16. This Farley had a movie character who claimed to have a pirahna, a Bo Derek poster, and a band
KEVIN
17. Fairuza Balk (the Craft, Return to Oz) offered to kill his movie character
JOHN
18. Get picked up by a Farley-take #1 "You look more beautiful every time I see you"
KEVIN
19. Get picked up by a Farley-take #2 "I find you really attrractive"
JOHN
20. Unfortunate movie quote-take #1 "We need your a** now, it's the only way"
JOHN
21. Unfortunate movie quote-take #2 "A buttload, how much is a buttload?"
KEVIN
22. This Farley actually made me retch once (gee, thanks)
JOHN
23. This Farley had darts thrown at his face
JOHN
24. Your Wisconsin roots are showing-take #1 "Don't worry. He's probably on a stake out looking for cow tippers
as we speak"
JOHN
25. Your Wisconsin roots are showing-take #2 "I'm a Wisconsin boy!"
KEVIN
26. Has a character with daughters named "Jilly and Jennifer"
KEVIN
27. Offers double his wages to anyone who will cover his shift
JOHN
28. Has been "in uniform" as a security guard, police officer, movie theater employee, fireman, and factory
worker
KEVIN
29. Bad example boy-take #1 "So I'll give you this advice... Drink a lot of beer, sleep with really ugly
women, that way you still get laid and if anyone finds out you can just blame the alcohol"
KEVIN
30. Bad example boy-take #2 "He once gave me a DWI test for sucking a tequila flavored lollipop"
JOHN
31. This Farley shares a birthday with Winona Ryder, Kate Jackson, and Richard Dreyfuss
JOHN
32. Movie quote- "Yeah, why don't we call ourselves 'driving'..."
KEVIN
*Bonus Round*
In the FART the movie outtakes (I know, I promised that i wouldn't have so many questions
from it, but I'm watching it right now) there is a scene where one Farley randomly pinches his brother (it didn't look scripted...
brother torture?). The Farley who was pinched says "Heeey, Mister!" (SEE PICTURE BELOW!!!)
Who was the "pincher"?
KEVIN
Who was the "pinchee"?
JOHN
33. He is the clown with the orange hair.
KEVIN
34. He is the tallest Farley brother.
JOHN
It's FASHION MISTAKE DAY (and I'm being kind and not mentioning cavorting in clown suits and grim reaper costumes, or
anyone cross-dressing! Hopefully, all of that was done for "artistic reasons")
35. Which Farley wore red satin overalls?
KEVIN
36. Which Farley wore a baseball cap with a tuxedo?
JOHN
BONUS QUESTION: Do any of the Farleys actually wear the Flying Farley thong that is sold on John's site?
BOTH CLAIM TO
37. His character's "little brother" was Mr. Poughkeepsie.
KEVIN
38. This Farley did not attend Marquette University.
JOHN
39. Movie quote "Hidalgo?!!! With all his men?"
JOHN
40. Movie quote "Strong words from a strong man, Captain Insano"
KEVIN
41. Movie quote "You suck! did he hurt you, baby? Heh, heh, heh"
JOHN
42. Movie quote "Last night I dreamt, of an overweight lady..."
KEVIN
C'mon people, I don't know the guys, these movie quotes are the only kind of trivia questions that I can come
up with, short of just randomly making stuff up and then awarding my nerdy fake prizes...
Imagine that? "This Farley
really hates peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?" and people could answer Kevin or John, or both, or none, and they would
get a prize anyway because I'm a moron who doesn't even know the answers to her own triva questions!
Anyway... It's
time to play NAME THAT FARLEY!!!
43. Which Farley said "The South's gonna rise again, boy" ?
JOHN
44. Which Farley said "I don't let just anyone into the President's room"?
KEVIN
45. This Farley got to drive a police car.
KEVIN
46. This Farley was a crying police officer, more than once!
JOHN
47. This Farley shares a birthday with Bob Ross, the painter guy from PBS who painted "happy little trees"
48.
This Farley shares a birthday with Joan Rivers
BONUS
Who would you rather share a birthday with? Bob Ross or
Joan Rivers??? (I'd prefer Bob Ross, myself
)
