(Again talking about Kevin) "It's hilarious to see him dancing. You wouldn't expect that to come from Kevin- singing and wearing braces."-People Magazine article 8/21/00

 

"You! Hands in the air!" -Beverly Hills Ninja

 

"It's him! The white ninja!" -Beverly Hills Ninja

 

"Where's the fire?... oh yeah?... Like that move" -Black Sheep

 

"Why don't you step on out of that car there, boy."-The Breaks

 

"Whooo, hoooo, hoo... Looky looky" -The Breaks

 

"C'mon now, sir. Why don't you step on over to the curb, now. we wanna see you" -The Breaks

 

"Follow me, c'mon boy. They won't hurt ya... So do they now..." -The Breaks

 

"The South's gonna rise again, boy!" -The Breaks

 

"See ya later, freak!" -Artie

 

"Lesbo!" (after being rejected by a pretty girl) -Artie

 

"I find you really attractive" -Artie

 

"I love keg beer!" -Artie

 

"Hey, I paid for this!"-Artie

 

"C'mon Bear, you got it!"-Artie

 

"Hey, Mister!" -Artie

 

"Oh my God, I can't breathe"-Artie (outtakes)

 

"Oh... Action" -Artie (outtakes)

 

"Donny's right, you know, we need that ass of yours" -Artie

 

"My junior high prom date is a porno queen." -Artie

 

"He once gave me a DWI test for sucking on a tequila flavored lollipop." -Artie

 

"The Louisiana High School Equivalency Examination consists of 300 multiple choice questions. You have 3 hours. Good luck to you, sir."

-The Waterboy

 

"Hidalgo!  With all his men?" -Almost Heroes

 

"Double my wages for anyone who will take my shift!" -Almost Heroes

 

"Dont't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that, your Daddy must've really hated you." -Joe Dirt

 

"Hold up... Ho! Radio Station ID" -Joe Dirt

 

"I've got a good name for this car, Rusty" -Joe Dirt

 

"Don't bother. Just drive this piece of crap off a cliff, do us all a favor." -Joe Dirt

 

"YOU SUCK! Did he hurt you, baby? heh, heh, heh" -Joe Dirt

 

"The winner!" -Dickie Roberts

 

"No, no, no!" -Dickie Roberts

 

"Save your 'sorries' for the judge!" -8 Crazy Nights